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*~Jenn~*

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Psalm 62:5, Psalm 40:1-3,

The human race

« on: April 13, 2008, 05:03:54 PM »

A friend sent this to me and I though you might get a chuckle out of it.
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A little boy asked his mother, "How did the human race appear?"

The Mother replied, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made"

A few days later, the little boy asked his father the same question. The Father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved"

The Confused little boy returned to his mother and said "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God and Dad said that it was developed from monkeys??"

The Mother replied, "Well, dear, it is very simple, I told you about my side of the family, and your Father told you about his!!!"


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