Butt Dust

[preachaboy08]

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll
discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine.
No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding
his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two?
Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more.
Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look
in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good
night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you
outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain
killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle.
Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a
child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How
does it know it's me?"

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and
asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that
were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without
taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is
he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking
worried. When his Mom
asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't
know what'll happen with this bed when I get
married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His
dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his
wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked
back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James
asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an
elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy
looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why
doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget..
this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the
minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and
a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you,
we are but dust." He would have continued but at
that moment my very obedient daughter who was
listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly
in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom,
what is butt dust?"

[strypes]

When I first started reading these... I was wondering if they were a bit .. uh... a bit much...

Then I read on and laughed and laughed.... Butt dust...lol..lolollllo

[preachaboy08]

Yeah, this was an email that was forwarded to me...it gets pretty funny, so I decided to post it