How to ruin a date!

[preachaboy08]

Top 20 sure-fire ways to ruin your date.

20. Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice.
19.When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
18. Repeat every third third word you say say.
17. Read a newspaper or book during the meal. Ignore your date.
16. Bring a bucket along. Explain that you frequently get ill.
15.. Make funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their reactions.
14. Order your food by colors and textures. Sculpt.
13. Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins talking about himself/herself.
12.  Without asking, eat off of your date's plate. Eat more from their plate than they do.
11.. Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.
10. Drool.
9. Explain that, even though you don' really like this restaurant, you brought him/her here so you could use that 2-for-1 coupon before it expires.
8. Show your date all the trophies you won at college belching competitions.
7. Chew with your mouth open, talk with your mouth full, and spray crumbs. If a crumb lands anywhere near your date, pick up the crumb, put it in your mouth and say, "I'm all about conservation."
6. Beg your date to tattoo your name on their forearm. Keep bringing the subject up periodically throughout the meal.
5. Ask for crayons to color the placemat. This works very well in fancier venues that use linen tablecloths.
4. Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms outstretched, and make airplane sounds.
3. Insist that the waiter cut your food into little pieces. In a similar manner, insist that he take a bite of everything to make sure no one has poisoned your food.
2. Leave the table frequently and explain that your cat gets lonely if he does not hear your voice on the answering machine every 10 minutes.
1. Talk about all the times you brought your ex to the same place you're at now.

[*~Jenn~*]

very cute too!

[strypes]

lol..

[YourPastorT]

Any of those would certainly work. 

[Sleepy]

You know God works in mysterious ways .....




After reading this thread I am enlightened to where I have been going wrong allllllllllll  these years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     (lol)