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Some Random Bumper Stickers
« on: February 11, 2008, 11:41:05 AM »

Clear the Road! (I'm sixteen!)

I only do what my Rice Crispies tell me to.

You're just jealous because the little people only talk to me!

I keep childproofing my house, but they keep getting in!

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

I'm not crazy, I'm gifted.

If it's too loud, you're too old.

For as long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.

I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.

CAUTION: Blind man driving.

Traffic Jams are the only time I get to sleep.

Honk if anything falls off.

CAUTION: Vehicle frequently airborne.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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Re: Some Random Bumper Stickers
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2008, 07:36:53 PM »
Those are so FUNNY!!!!
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Re: Some Random Bumper Stickers
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2008, 03:05:51 PM »
Love them especially the poverty one   lol
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