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strypes
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Teens?
« on: September 29, 2006, 10:26:31 AM » |
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*inspired by a 'random thought'*
A Teenager is...
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.
Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.
A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.
An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.
A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.
A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.
A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.
An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
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He was wounded for our transgressions,
AND BY HIS STRYPES WE ARE HEALED Isaiah 53:5
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YourPastorT
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Re: Teens?
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2006, 10:30:11 AM » |
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those are good, and true....lol
to add one
A teenager is...
someone who will read this list, and deny each of them.
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1Cor 10:13; "There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it."
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strypes
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Re: Teens?
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2006, 11:11:48 AM » |
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I bet this thread could go on and on...
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He was wounded for our transgressions,
AND BY HIS STRYPES WE ARE HEALED Isaiah 53:5
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Shae
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Re: Teens?
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2006, 11:12:25 AM » |
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lol, I'm sure
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PEACE,
Shae
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strypes
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Re: Teens?
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2006, 11:31:26 AM » |
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im sure the teens on this forum have a good sence of humor and wont be totally offended
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He was wounded for our transgressions,
AND BY HIS STRYPES WE ARE HEALED Isaiah 53:5
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ICHTHUS
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Re: Teens?
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2007, 08:02:03 PM » |
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A teenager is...
someone who will read this list, and deny each of them. AHEM. just so you know i happen to agree with alot of those except for the madonna one, i can't stand her. lol and obviously i disagree with you sayign we will disagree, because i'm agreeing to almost all of them but disagreeing to two fo them which makes yoru one true teen's will dissagree but i'm agreeing to dissagree. : > |
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A b r a x i x !!!
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*Denise*
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Re: Teens?
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2007, 09:31:30 AM » |
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I agree with most of them  they are funny |
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Gal 1:10
Am I now trying to win the approval of Christ or man? Or am I still trying to please man? If I were still trying to please men then I would not be a servant of Christ!!
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Hedder_Bedder
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Re: Teens?
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2007, 04:14:09 PM » |
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o my these are true.....i dont like to admit it  but it is the truth.lol
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Romans 12:2 " And be not conformed to this world:but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.
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preachaboy08
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Re: Teens?
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2007, 11:20:35 PM » |
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Hey...
1. Madonna, no...
2. I don't sleep in cuz the lawn needs to be mowed, just cuz work needs to be done in general
3. I'm never late for dinner. I'm either there, or not there. Because food is good, except when my mom experiments...
4. I don't deny this list.
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gibbers
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Re: Teens?
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2007, 10:13:54 PM » |
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someone who spends twelve hours to beat a video game and then can't spend 12 minutes to talk to their parents.
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 1Jn 4:8 The person who doesn't love doesn't know God, because God is love. |
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ICHTHUS
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Re: Teens?
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2007, 07:11:40 PM » |
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someone who spends twelve hours to beat a video game and then can't spend 12 minutes to talk to their parents.
yeehaw i love that cos it applies to me right there... |
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A b r a x i x !!!
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Popples
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Re: Teens?
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2007, 09:33:06 PM » |
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AMEN
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